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Joke of the Day

"I love being excluded from things Should have got a green card"

"A guy I know got hit in the head with a can of soda He was lucky it was a soft drink"

"Why does Donald Trump secretly want to lose the election? Because if he wins, he'll have to move into a smaller house in a black neighborhood."

"Why do riot police get to work early? To beat the crowd"

"What do you call a deaf person who can't lip read? Anything you want!"

"Statistics show that one out of three of your next door neighbors could be a child molester... Thank goodness the only neighbors I have are smokin' hot ten year olds."

"Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years? I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision."

"What do you call a chef who likes his work a bit too much... A Pan-sexual"

"A deer walks into a bar 3 people leave realizing how dangerous a deer in a bar is."

"China has recently banned puns. In hindsight it might be a punenforcable law."