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Joke of the Day
"Wanna meet Santa's little helper?"
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"How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? No one knows it's never happened."
"Told my wife that joining the Mile High Club is on my bucket list. She said she didn't give a flying fuck."
"Quadruplets: Four crying out loud."
"This pizza looks like a pie chart of 100% good news."
"[on phone with mom] SHE SAID YES!!!! ""congrats, son"" I asked her if she thought I was weird ""Wait what?"" She thinks I'm weird. We broke up"
"Sorry for writing ""I guess u moved on haha"" under that ultrasound photo of your baby."
"Man walks into a bar... Ouch. Masochist walks into a bar..."
"When Leo said, ""To all my friends, you know who you are"" he was talking about the bear"
"Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case? A: Branch Manager."