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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the witch get pregnant? Her husband had a holloween-ie."
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"Next time you decide to complain about your problems, just remember, some guy out there has Snooki as his mom ..."
"Mom: how's therapy Me: ok. my anxiety is better Mom: great Me: yeah Mom: Me: Mom: so did u get the article I sent u about the flesh eating b"
"Why was the beaver homeless? He just couldn't give a dam."
"Yelling ""Whore!"" in a public place and watching 15 girls turn around is pretty......... fun."
"How Long's A Chinese Penis? Yes"
"Why did the giraffe cross the highway? Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)"
"Why did America remove the ""u"" from color? Because fuck u that's why"
"I like my women like I like my coffee... Ground up and in the freezer"
"Where did the bull carry his stock-market report? In his beef case!"