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Joke of the Day

"Mom: how's therapy Me: ok. my anxiety is better Mom: great Me: yeah Mom: Me: Mom: so did u get the article I sent u about the flesh eating b"

"""Any women in the audience who think I'm a male chauvinist, say ""Boooo!"" Every woman in the audience yelled ""Booo!"" The speaker said to the crowd, ""Obedient little bitches, aren't you?"""

"How to walk in 4 easy steps Step 1 Step 2 Step 3 Step 4"

"What do you call it when an author catches you off guard with innuendo? Surprise subtext."

"Your ignorance might be bliss for you but it's giving those of us with a brain a headache."

"A woman says: I'm hot. Lets turn on the Air Conditioner"

"What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a Xbox? They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on."

"Two cannibals are eating a clown One says to the other, ""Does this taste funny to you?"""

"Last night a girl told me to give her 12 inches and make it hurt... So I fucked her twice and punched her in the head."

"What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer? A full bull!"