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Joke of the Day

"Why did the giraffe cross the highway? Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)"

"What candy is traditionally served at a Jewish wedding. Mazel toffee."

"""Hey, where's the beach?"" ""Down by the ocean!"" -Dr. Demento, presumably."

"Why did the sperm cross the road? ...'Cause I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning."

"Just saw a man wearing a pager. Apparently, he's expecting a very important call from someone in 1994."

"What do you call two turds getting intimate in heaven? Holy Fucking Shit."

"My Lebanese friend knocked over his dip. I had to report him for hummus-side. Edit: changed arrest to report because reasons."

"I've been contemplating legally changing my name to 'An End', so that all good things must come to me."

"Have you heard the new hipster joke? Yea, I have it on vinyl."

"My identical twin brother and I were both arrested this weekend. But there was a mix-up during processing. Now we are finishing each other's sentences."