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Joke of the Day

"Why did America remove the ""u"" from color? Because fuck u that's why"

"What do pirates do on Saturdays? They go to Y'arrgggghhh sales."

"I found a good, original joke on r/jokes the other day.."

"How do you castrate a redneck? Kick his sister's jaw in."

"Whoever coined the term ""gross profit"" wasn't getting paid for their job."

"Auto correct can go straight to He'll"

"There's 20 letters in the English alphabet. Oh, wait! I forgot U, R, A, Q, T That's still only 25 but you'll get the D later."

"a sociologist finally solved the mystery of why men tend to die earlier than their respective wives they want to."

"What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!"

"I thought I saw a coyote in the yard tonight but I couldn't tell because it didnt have an anvil."