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Joke of the Day

"Why did America remove the ""u"" from color? Because fuck u that's why"

"Given how enormous the universe is, I assume there's an alien out there who does a mocking impression of me. Screw you, alien."

"A lawyer with insomnia consulted her doctor. ""Which side is it best to lie on?"" she asked. ""The side that pays your fee"" replied the doctor."

"Fat people are a bit like circles. Because pie dictates their life."

"Mugger: ""Hand over your stuff! No funny business!"" *I give him my wallet and phone but not my business proposal to open a clown college*"

"What does the son of God do when he is the victim of medical malpractice? Jesus"

"I am trying to find my selfie image in iPhone 7 Until I remember I took that one with John Cena."

"What's Imperial Britain's favorite game? Clash of Clans"

"Fox news in four words: ""I'm not racist, but..."""

"TIFU by shamelessly copying a top post Whoops wrong sub"