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Joke of the Day

"Where did the bull carry his stock-market report? In his beef case!"

"I just want to be wealthy enough to fill a swimming pool with puppies. A lot of puppies are going to die but I think it will be worth it"

"Why does Kylo Ren have a hard time making friends? Because for most of his life, he's Ben Solo."

"Did you hear about the couple who got married in a gymnasium? It didn't work out."

"Your mum should get tested for HIV It will be the only positive thing in her life"

"Who is the richest painter? Manet."

"Nobody told jokes in the USSR... Because in Soviet Russia, jokes tell you."

"Define ""Countryside"". The murder of Piers Morgan (Credit to the always amazing Stephen Fry.)"

"What language do bees speak? The beesnese"

"What do you call an Irish gangster that all living systems strive for? (X /r/ScienceJokes) Homie O'Stasis."