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Joke of the Day

"A son to his mother: Mum, I don't like grandma. The mother: Shut up, we eat what we have!"

"How do you get a woman to stop texting you? Reply to her message within a minute"

"ww2 Russia be like... You better Czech yourself before you rek yourself."

"The shepherd woke up one afternoon... ""Oh no! I fell asleep! I hope nobody stole my sheep. Let's see 1, 2, *Zzzzzz*"""

"Did you hear about that spicy knight? Sir Acha."

"Did you hear about the red tarmac that went around murdering people? It was a cycle-path."

"I hate people who take drugs. Like customs officers."

"The phrase ""Tricky Dick"" refers to both former President Richard Nixon and penis puppeteer Rich Handey. Be specific in your usage."

"Mechanical bull rides are a good place to meet someone with busted genitals."

"What happens when an elephant sits on a car? It breaks the trunk."