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Joke of the Day
"What did the scientist say before he died by mixing Hydroxide and Nitrate? ""OH^- NO^3+ !"""
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"Why did Kelly fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock? Who's there? ....Not Kelly."
"Old MacDonald was dyslexic H-R-T-Q-P"
"Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips? Because he's a waiter. (lol)"
"Let's hear it for snow!.. The only time that four inches can keep a woman in bed all day."
"He's an owl with an attitude. She's a hawk who will take him to church. This fall, Sundays become Fundays on ABC's new hit 'Birds of Pray'!"
"What do you call a tired tumblrina? A nap-kin."
"if u hear ur roommate using ur beard trimmer in the bathroom but they come out and look exactly the same u should buy a new beard trimmer"
"How to Start an Argument On the Internet Step one: State your opinion Step two: Wait"
"Cilla Black arrived at the pearly gates She was greeted by Saint Peter who asked ""who are you and were do you come from"""