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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? One's a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other one's a fish."

"Auto-erotic asphyxiation You can go on about it until you're blue in the face, I'm still not interested."

"How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier? The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!"

"A hunter brings a bear into his own home. His friend asks if he's crazy, and the hunter responds ""Just bear with me"""

"Joan Rivers stopped breathing during cosmetic surgery and has passed after several days of home care. At least she died doing what she loved."

"Did you hear about the new condoms for frogs? They're rrrrribbet for her pleasure!"

"Really shouldn't If you're always Putin things off, you'll end up Russian."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape North Korea's long range missiles."

"Q: What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him? A: I didn't do it on porpoise."

"Potatoes are high in carbs. 'Baked' potatoes are just high."