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Joke of the Day
"I said hi to Ellen Pao today She told me to stop being sexist"
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"a man goes to the doctor for an operation to get part of his colon removed. he turns to his doctor and says, so dose this make me a semi colon?"
"Me: Go ahead. Waiter: Huh? Me: You're staring at my hair. Go ahead & touch it. Waiter: There's a leaf in it."
"With Christmas just around the corner, what's your favourite christmas themed joke?"
"An alligator can grow up to 17 feet. But most only have four."
"Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant? He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny."
"What is Chris Brown's favorite cooking appliance? A Black and Decker"
"I'm eating for two That's why I look like I'm pregnant"
"Chuck Norris can't fly... But he does it anyway."
"If you slap a christian girl on the ass... Would she turn the other cheek?"