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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank they turn off the surveillence cameras"
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"What do you say to a robot with a good looking bum? Nice Assimo."
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"For undercover police work, Chuck Norris pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest."