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Joke of the Day

"Them: We're concerned about you. We think you're a Black Widow [offers me cake & coffee] Me: No thanks. I'm trying not to eat between males"

"They say Gay marriage will ruin the fabric of society... ...which is ridiculous, a gay man would never ruin fabric."

"What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head ? Sister Matic !"

"For David Blaine's next trick, he will move in to a series of increasingly small apartments and eventually die alone."

"Roast Pussy sandwich http://imgur.com/BnBLkkb"

"What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common? They love to swim in gold coins."

"Q: What do you call blonde twins doing bubble gum commercials? A: Double-dumb."

"How do you get in touch with the models in the pictures that come with the frame? I have an out of control, elaborate lie I need help with."

"I saw many places when I fought in WWII.. But I did Nazi Germany."

"What's two holes in a hole ? My nose up your ass."