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Joke of the Day

"I'm not an alpha male I'm a male"

"Went to England and asked a local how Britt he was He said ""I'm Britt-ish"""

"What do you call it when you can't see your skin? Pore resolution"

"Having one bathroom in your house teaches you that it is possible to hate a person because of a bathroom."

"I'll bet the lady on this bus can't fart. She'd never shut up long enough to build the required pressure."

"What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day ? DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ !"

"Does the Five Second Rule apply to gravy?"

"And then there was the UCLA professor who opened up his vest pulled out his tie and wet his pants."

"How do you kill a fox? Cut off one of it's legs and make it run across Canada"

"I have high cholesterol, so my doctor has me on the ""period"" diet One egg a month"