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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross a paraplegic and a Pentecostal? Faith-masturbation."
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"How do you make a song better using cement? By remixing it."
"Fruitcake is like marriage. It takes two things that are great on their own and mashes them together into one thing that sucks."
"Yelling REEEEEMIX, when your boss stutters on a conference call is looked down upon."
"My dad taught me to swim by rowing me to the middle of a lake and tossing me overboard... It was pretty easy once I got out of the bag!"
"""The bad news is that you've had a stroke. The good news is that IKEA has hired you to name all their new products!"""
"I'm about to see if two carrot sticks can undo the damage of three margaritas and six hot dogs."
"I like my women like I like my wine.. 12 years old and locked up in a cellar."
"In which sport does one white guy push around a bunch of colored guys? All of them!"
"If I had a dollar for every woman who found me unattractive... They would eventually find me attractive"