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Joke of the Day

"I'm about to see if two carrot sticks can undo the damage of three margaritas and six hot dogs."

"What's the hardest part of making monster soup? Stirring it."

"You heard about the new Jewish designed car? It stops on a dime... & picks it up."

"Worst thing about having sex with a Canadian girl is having to sit through BOTH of our national anthems before we start."

"Why did Arthur have a round table ? So no one could corner him !"

"I just melted an ice cube by staring at it. Took a bit longer than I thought it would, though."

"Sorry I poked you all over your body, but I was just looking for the off button."

"How do you blow a tranny? Depends on your definition of a tranny"

"Why does Mitt Romney never win at Jenga? Because he takes too much from the bottom and middle and gives it to the top."

"What's more effective than an islamic call to prayer? A rape whistle."