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Joke of the Day
"I'm about to see if two carrot sticks can undo the damage of three margaritas and six hot dogs."
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"I asked my husband: How are you able to stay in bed all morning without getting up to pee? He replied... ...It's hard"
"old folks home whats 50ft long and smells like piss..??line dance at an old folks home.."
"What happensto nitrogen when the sun rises? It becomes daytrogen ^I'msorry"
"I bought a dvd of tiger woods best 18 holes... I was pretty upset it was all golfing."
"Last night a girl told me to give her 12 inches and make it hurt... So I fucked her twice and punched her in the head."
"Q. How can you tell if an engineer is an extrovert? A. Because they look at *your* shoes when they're talking to you."
"I don't understand the trend of Chinese restaurants with ""NO MSG!"" signs. Why would I eat somewhere that I can't send texts?"
"'I'm sorry' and 'my bad' are frequently used interchangeably... ... but never at a funeral."
"Why do people make shitposts? Because they are in a crappy mood."