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Joke of the Day
"In which sport does one white guy push around a bunch of colored guys? All of them!"
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"If you're going to insult the Amish, do it to their face. You kinda have to. They're never gonna see it online."
"What was Jesus favorite games? Hangman and lacrosse"
"The Bible is Christianity's Terms of Service. Nobody actually reads it, but as long as u agree to everything in it, u can use the Heaven app"
"Perhaps you know why women over fifty don't have babies. They would put them down somewhere and forget where they left them."
"The American stock market is a bear BULL shit"
"If you cannot afford a stenographer, a 4 year old will be appointed for you to repeat exactly what you said at all times. Do you understand?"
"It's hard to imagine someone getting any pleasure from beastiality... but that doesn't stop me from trying."
"[maintains eye contact while slowly rearranging the dishwasher]"
"What is Biz Markies favorite farm animal? Ewe, ewe got what I neeeeeed."