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Joke of the Day

"Fruitcake is like marriage. It takes two things that are great on their own and mashes them together into one thing that sucks."

"Your parents brought you up! Don't bring them down."

"What's DJ Khaleds favorite phone One plus one, because it has another 1"

"Stop it guys, there's no such thing as Canadian English. We just say ""free healthcare"" more and ""supersized"" less."

"I'm going to name my first kid Authorized Personnel so they can go wherever they want in life."

"[marriage counselling] Her: he always thinks he's talking to me on CB radio Me: I don't, over Her: It's over Me: It's what? Over"

"What's an emo's favorite ice cream flavor? Noose Tracks"

"The proper skirt length is at least 2 inches below your cellulite."

"Blind People: at your next barbecue hold an ear of corn up and yell ""WHO WROTE THIS SHIT?"" (non-blind people: please read this to blinds)"

"Why can't two Asian parents have a Caucasian baby? Two Wongs don't make a white"