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Joke of the Day

"How do you make a song better using cement? By remixing it."

"Your girl may be jealous of the time you spend on your phone. To be fair, it has 4G and she only has one, and it's hard to find its signal"

"Did you hear about the guy who died of constipation? Yeah, he stopped giving a shit."

"So a black kid asks his dad..."

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"Why is it the worst for Stevie Wonder when stopped by the police? He doesn't know why they're beating him to death"

"2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more."

"Hey something came in the mail today... What? Deez Nutz! Haha Got Em!"

"So I walked into a bank with a bag of weed to deposit... The teller asked, ""what are you doing?"" I said, ""I wish to open a joint account!"""

"How is eating pussy like smoking a cigarette? As you get closer to the butt, the flavor gets stronger."