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Joke of the Day
"These one line jokes are really something ..they put you up straight in line of fire."
Next Joke
"Honey, there are broken condoms on the couch Dear, we've talked about this- call the children by their names"
"A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office wrapped wrapped in cellophane.... The psychiatrist says ""well, I can clearly see your nuts"""
"What's the difference between hardware and software? A floppy dick"
"NURSE: *bursts into break room* A man just came to the ER with a broken bone thru his skin! DR DOG: *looks at other Drs* I'll take this one"
"In Pokemon, why is fighting super effective against dark type? Because beating up black people is effective. (plz no haterino)"
"""Knock knock."" ""Who's there?"" ""The pilot. Let me in"""
"What do you call Barrack Obama with a bad spray tan? Orange is the new Barack! edit: Typo on el presidente's name."
"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshiped as gods. Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this."
"Pavlov walks into a bar and hears a loud bell. ""Oh shit,"" he exclaims. ""I forgot to feed my dogs."""