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Joke of the Day
"Excuse me, are you interested in courses on ancient Egypt? I promise it's not a pyramid scheme."
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"Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a vampire. Necks please!"
"Sexism wouldn't exist if it weren't for your women's opinions."
"A cabbage, a faucet, and a tomato had a race. The cabbage was ahead, the faucet was running, and the tomato tried to catch up."
"I had sex with your mom A sandwich"
"My wife said she wants to rescue a cat so I threw it in the pool."
"If you look in the mirror & say ""pumpkin spice latte"" 3x a white suburban girl will appear & tell you everything she loves about the fall"
"How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb? None - its a hardware problem"
"Donald Trump put out an ad that said, ""I can make you a millionaire in three months"" with one small caveat... Billionaires only."
"If Donald Trump becomes President... then that would server a perfect example of my belief that USA = P2W"