2090

Joke of the Day

"Ever want to have rodeo sex? Get on top and call her by the wrong name and try and hold on for 8 seconds."

"The US should rejoin Great Britain Its not like we mind Taxation without representation anymore."

"Women are like a swimming pool... considering the money you spent on it and the time you spend in it"

"Why did all the prisoners at the AT&T jail escape? Because they had no bars on their cells!"

"My uncle Died after having a stroke... right as he came he had a heart attack."

"Rihanna was going to tweet about the Ebola crisis. Unfortunately Chris Brown beat her. Edit: unnecessary words"

"Why did the mexican take xanax? For hispanic attacks."

"Why was the burrito embarrassed? It saw the salad dressing."

"The difference between being naughty and being kinky Is whether you by your gear at an adult shop or home depot"

"How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb? One, but the light bulb has to want to change."