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Joke of the Day
"Someone accused the Mona Lisa of killing a man. But I think she's been framed"
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"Personal Trainer: Show me the hardest thing that you do each day. Me: *Goes out front door of gym, comes back in*"
"I gave my wife one last chance to suck my dick... She blew it."
"Hey people who design vacuums- Why the headlight? Are people vacuuming in the dark? or riding them on the freeway & I just havent seen?"
"24 bugs in the code 24 bugs in the code... Take one down patch it all out... 78 bugs in the code..."
"So engineering school is really hard... I'm not doing so hot in thermodynamics."
"I just finished reading the fifth book in this great series. It's called the ""Learning to Count"" trilogy."
"On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun."
"What do you call a mexican who just took a shower? A clean beaner."
"I've started picking up dudes by walking into Starbucks and ""accidentally"" dropping my recipe for bacon tacos."