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Joke of the Day

"LAWYER 1: numbers never lie so I call numbers to the stand LAWYER 2: your honor I call shakiras hips to the stand JUDGE: damn lol"

"I was grilling, and dropped a hamburger patty Now it's ground beef"

"Confusius says Whaaat?!"

"What is Mexicans favourite sport Cross-Country"

"What did the bra say to the hat? You go on ahead, I'm gonna give these two a lift."

"why did the tomato blush... he saw the salad dressing!"

"From a funny Twitter post If rather die than commit suicide."

"I'm a bit worried. I was checking my testicles this morning, and I noticed that one of them... ...is considerably larger than the other two."

"Round, heavy object they throw at the olympics. Discuss."

"What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup? ""Yum Yum."""