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Joke of the Day
"A woman isn't really heartbroken unless she does something drastic to her hair."
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"A fun thing to do is to tell a complete stranger that you met your boyfriend on Twitter and then show them a cat."
"How does a cow quickly do math? With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)"
"Astrid was a victim of ID theft Now she has to go get a new one."
"I wanted to have dinner before 8:30pm. So I told my wife that I absolutely needed it by 7:30pm."
"Torque is like drugs It makes everything spin around."
"All these phone companies advertising for ""More lines, more savings!"" But when I do more lines my savings go to shit."
"Responsive web designers who date online... ...never specify height. Just width."
"Why did the pharoah go to the dentist? Because egypt his tooth."
"I hate three things in this world: math"