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Joke of the Day
"I was grilling, and dropped a hamburger patty Now it's ground beef"
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"I always failed to understand how boomerangs worked until the other day i threw one then it hit me"
"""Why is that cotton candy talking?"" ""Grandma, that's Nicki Minaj"""
"What did one tonsil say to the other? Get dressed, the doctor is taking us out tonight!"
"I play golf like I have sex I mostly hit 3's and 4's"
"I hate how everyone thinks I'm a d*ckhead just because I go to the gym! I was a d*ckhead well before I went to the gym"
"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus??? It only takes one nail to hang a photo"
"What is the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Deer nuts are under a buck."
"Want to take a look at my benefit package?"
"What do the bathroom doors at the funeral home say? His and Hearse."