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Joke of the Day

"TIL During World War 2 over 200 civilian and resistance soldiers of Albania managed to ambush a convoy of soldiers and destroy their equipment. Reports say the soldiers did nazi them coming"

"My mom used to make sure we were wearing our seatbelts in the back seat by slamming on the brakes. She was a kind soul."

"Getting a college degree is just like buying a new car Its value is cut in half as soon as you leave the property with it."

"What's the difference between a pot of glue, a tuna, and a guitar? You can tuna guitar but you can't guitar a tuna!"

"What do moths study at school? Mothmatics"

"A screwdriver walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""Hey, we have a drink named after you!"" The screwdriver responds, ""You have a drink named Murray?"""

"When does a horse neigh? Whinny wants to!"

"Why do girls like nice guys? Cause nice guys always finish last."

"How do you make a nun pregnant? NSFW Dress her up as an altar boy."

"What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins? Fred."