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Joke of the Day
"I married what some might call a ""trophy wife""... Unfortunately, she wasn't 1st place."
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"Why is Donald Trump like a Gibbering Mouther from DnD? Both are all mouth and no balls."
"There are 2 types of people in the world, those who will admit they've masturbated to their own image in the mirror... ... and ugly people."
"Short people are oppressed They're always getting overlooked."
"Did you hear about the explosion in the cheese factory? There was de-brie everywhere."
"I quit my job at the helium factory... I refuse to be spoken to in that tone"
"I participated in a trigonometry competition I got secant place."
"What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day? St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish."
"Why can't you go fishing with Skrillex? Because he always drops the bass."
"The say the job market isn't good for an English Major... ...but hey, at least you're still higher than a captain."