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Joke of the Day
"I took my new dog to a Veterinarian. He went in Samoyed but came out Husky."
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"I don't know how well Fast & Furious 8 will do in the box office I mean, without Paul Walker, it'll probably just crash and burn, really."
"Me- Can I borrow a screwdriver? Neighbor- Phillips or regular? Me- Grey Goose and Tropicana"
"Kiefer Sutherland is filming next season of '24' in Magaluf. The main villain will be an 18 year old blowing 24 victims up."
"Why don't hipsters shoot heroin? It's too mainstream"
"I told a joke about noble gasses the other day. There was no reaction."
"What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic grocery bag? One is made of plastic and dangerous for children to play with... And the other carries groceries."
"What's better than roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ ;)"
"What do you call the teacher who lost her baby? Miss Carriage"