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Joke of the Day
"I set up an internet page for Chinese Nazis. So far it's got 3 Reichs on Facebook."
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"Chuck Norris easily won the Iditarod dog sled race by pulling a sled load of 16 dogs, 800 pounds of supplies and with a dead sperm whale chained behind it."
"Help please I don't get this?// https://www.imageshack.us/i/pmqPA0DIj"
"I like to mute CNN and imagine they're arguing about what appetizer, or appetizers, to order at TGIFridays."
"What do Iron Man's giggles sound like when he's sucking on a helium balloon? He fe he fe he fe."
"I ate a sausage earlier, and it didn't taste very nice It was the wurst sausage I've ever eaten."
"Married 24 years now. All I recall about my wedding day is something about death."
"What's black and smells like Shiraz? Tyrone Lannister"
"How do you make a mailman cry? You kill his family"
"What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel? A bit of a shock really!"