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Joke of the Day
"What do Iron Man's giggles sound like when he's sucking on a helium balloon? He fe he fe he fe."
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"Beefy right wing joke The maniacal right wing, cow-worshipping saffron brigade in India...is it true they never hold a beef against someone?"
"What does your mom and a rain forest have in common? If you look deep enough in the bush, you might find a cockatoo."
"[at the race] ""RUNNERS ON YOUR MARK"" Mark: ouch!"
"Why do people say amen instead of awomen at church? Because they sing hymns, not hers."
"If rain is God's tears What is snow?"
"I'm quite confident that the reason i'm single Is because i didn't forward that chain letter in 2008"
"What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus? Irritable Brawls in Rome"
"Q: How do you get a clarinet player to play louder? A: You can't!"
"What a group of musical chemists called? Butane Clan"