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Joke of the Day
"What do Iron Man's giggles sound like when he's sucking on a helium balloon? He fe he fe he fe."
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"There's this Joke about North Korea but they won't let me post it."
"Marriage is like wine. It gets better with age. Also it makes you say things you regret."
"""The ONLY guaranteed way to lose weight is through Diet & Exercise!"" -People who haven't tried Meth"
"What does a Nazi reach for when he has a head cold? Mein Camphor"
"A fella visited his doctor and says "" hi doc, I'm totally depressed and suicidal because I can do crosswords very easily and quickly"" Doctor says "" hey come on now, don't get two down""!"
"What would the gay guy's version of 50 shades of grey be? 50 shades of heeeeey."
"If you are having anxiety over something you've said or done, just remember that 90% of the world only cares what you look like."
"What's the best part about a redneck family fight? The makeup sex"
"""Yeah can I have a triple bacon cheeseburger..."" *sees Grim Reaper in passenger seat* *sigh* ""and can you put lettuce and tomato on that?"""