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Joke of the Day
"Help please I don't get this?// https://www.imageshack.us/i/pmqPA0DIj"
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"Me: Tell me about your weekend. Bob: Why? You never ask. Me: I find your voice acts like a laxative. Bob: That's disgus- Me: It worked! Bye."
"What's a narcissistic hooker's favorite state? Idaho."
"Never trust someone who says you're more important than cheese. It's an obvious lie."
"Why is your nose in the middle of your face? Because its the scenter."
"How to tease a girlfriend if she really wants it My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her. I said, 'Alright, fatty.'"
"Why can't Ewoks yell and scream in the house? They have to use their Endor voices."
"""shake what ya momma gave ya!"" *starts shaking low self-esteem*"
"I used to date a hoarder, and she broke up with me. That really stings ... I'm like the one thing she could get rid of."
"A kid asks, ""Mommy, how come I'm black and you're white?"" The mom replies, ""Listen, the way I remember that party you're lucky you don't bark."""