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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a mailman cry? You kill his family"
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"How many koalas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, given that he's koali-fied for the job."
"I judge every book by its cover: ""Too smart for me"" is what I say and then look at Twitter on my phone."
"Shout out to people wondering what the opposite of in is"
"Fun to hear newscasters, while their chopper hovers over an active crime scene, scold people ""the last thing the police need is spectators"""
"I had this nightmare that Salma Hayek and Kevin Hart were trying to tell me something at the same time and expected me to understand it"
"People with amblyopia don't have a lazy eye... they have an eye with ADHD."
"What is the main ingredient of a fractal fondue? Mandel broth Ha ha ha The puns I make up while working as a grocery cashier.."
"I just got a new job at a gay magazine. I'm a poofreader."
"I don't get why people are allowed to say ""Damn straight"" But I get in trouble when i say ""Damn gays""."