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Joke of the Day
"What has webbed feet and fangs? Count Quackula."
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"Pros and Cons of Easter Pro: Eating a chocolate bunny that's hollow inside. Con: Looking in the mirror and realising you're the same."
"What ward does Sauron visit in the hospital? ICU"
"I like my women like I like my coffee All ground up and in the freezer."
"Question AND Answar Q: Why is air a lot like sex? A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any."
"Guess why Because."
"When you die, you walk down a tunnel of light and then that sentient paperclip from MS Word pops up and asks you what you want to do next."
"What's the cheapest kind of meat? Deer testicals they're under a buck."
"How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon? They'll tell you"
"Who is it that everybody listens to but nobody believes? The weatherman."