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Joke of the Day
"What's cooler than being cool? Being 0K."
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"My girlfriend told me that having a good sense of humour is really important I told her to message the mods at /r/Jokes"
"Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken."
"People who argue on their cell phones in public should have to do it on speakerphone so the rest of us can get both sides"
"""The ONLY guaranteed way to lose weight is through Diet & Exercise!"" -People who haven't tried Meth"
"*gets summoned to the spider court* YOU ARE HEREBY CHARGED WITH THE CRUSHING OF 4 SPIDERS HOW DO YOU PLEAD? *places glass over spider judge*"
"I know what I am going to name my first yacht Z. I can't wait to be a dad"
"I was walking through the mall... I was walking through the mall, when I noticed this mannequin giving me a filthy look. I went over and decked the cunt and said ""Fucking poser"""
"Did you guys see the score of the Egypt vs Ethiopia soccer match? Egypt 8 .. Ethiopia didn't"
"Taught my grandmother that ""Jabroni"" means ""fine young man"" and it's made our time out in public way more interesting."