181822
Joke of the Day
"What's cooler than being cool? Being 0K."
Next Joke
"Did you hear the one about three holes in the ground? Well, well, well..."
"Should America Stop Dumping Money Into a Giant Hole? (theOnion)"
"How many people live in South America? A Brazillion"
"They said, ""Dress for the job you want."" Apparently pornstar wasn't a valid option."
"My friend said to me, ""I'm going to dress up as an island near the bottom of Italy"" I said ""Don't be so silly."""
"If it's not Valentine's Day and you see a man in flower shop, you can probably start the conversation with ""What did you do?""."
"Why don't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? Because it's *P* is silent...."
"What's the difference between a walrus and a vagina? One has thick whiskers and smells like fish. The others a WALRUS."
"I haven't told many people... But last night I was sexually assaulted. Though eventually, I managed to beat him off."