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Joke of the Day
"How do you know when the Moon is going broke? When it's down to it's last quarter."
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"I'm no super genius, but I bet the most effective way to lose ""baby weight"" is to have the baby."
"Two guys in Ohio die and wake up in hell The paramedics revived them"
"I was raised by my father.. He was schizophrenic, but he was good people."
"Hello? 911? Could you warn the Byzantine empire that Leo VI is going to die next year and they should appreciate him while they can?"
"Why does corn in Illinois lean east? Because Indiana sucks and Iowa blows."
"Ate way too much..I'm gonna go to Africa and throw up everything I just ate for all the starving children..yes I do have a generous side."
"What does a bee get at McDonalds ? A humburger !"
"I like my hot wings like I like my Holy Infants... ...tender and mild."
"Clark Kent ""I have a confession"" Lois Lane ""what is it?"" *Clark removes his glasses* Lois ""Is it a bird?"" Clark ""WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU"""