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Joke of the Day
"Why is crack a ""Rock""? Because it's as hard to get off as Alcatraz."
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"[first day as London tour guide] And over there is the Tower of [frantically flips through guide book for like 20 minutes] Eiffel."
"If a stranger offers you a piece of candy...take two."
"What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass."
"How does Sean Connery shave? Control + S"
"I was recently in court with a necrophiliac as a judge... Everyone got the death sentence."
"A lady told me that Autism is punishment for the sins of the parent. That is the story of me punching a lady in a church parking lot."
"Stop wearing shirts that make us want to look at your titties if you don't want us to look at your titties, because TITTIES!!"
"Google just alerted me to light traffic in my area which is odd because I'm in the bathtub."
"What is the medical name for the operation that changes a person's sex from female to male? An addadicktome."