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Joke of the Day

"What's the affirmative response to a Jamaican mother? Yeah mom!"

"I am so lonely The only ex I have is in my chromosome XY :/"

"I'm not lazy. I'm just stopping the sofa from floating away."

"Why don't chickens wear underwear? Because their pecker is on their face."

"I think walking in on my parents having sex would be less awkward than standing over your shoulder while you show me a YouTube video."

"An atheist, a vegan, a libertarian, and a BMW owner walk into a bar... I only know because they told everyone in the bar within 2 minutes."

"Last rites? Over my dead body..."

"Why did Johnny drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck!"

"Guys we should stop saying these Mexican jokes... (To be said after few Mexican jokes) We're crossing the border"

"Sometimes when I'm singing a song a get an urge to skip the chorus... But I always refrain"