171756

Joke of the Day

"Last rites? Over my dead body..."

"What do old people smell like? Depends."

"President Clinton to maid: Mam can you do something about Hillary's room. She complains that it's the ugliest room in the White House. Maid: Yes Mr. President--I'll remove the mirrors right away."

"The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably."

",,,,, chameleon Get it? Hooray!"

"DR: So, you're 36 years old, 4 foot tall & sound like a woman. How can I help you today, Mr Simpson? BART: I don't know where my hair starts"

"All my coworkers are having fruit breaks. I didn't bring a fruit, so I'll just go hang with the gay guy in the reception."

"We would tease Jacob because he had glasses. Once we pulled them of him, but then he began to tease us because we had glasses."

"What does Mrs. pancake say when you compliment her on her weight? Thank you, I'm flattened! I made this joke up on my drive home and am very proud of it. You monkeys better find it funny!"

"Citizen of a secretive dictatorship - AMA! [this user has been jailed]"