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Joke of the Day

"Went to watch 'Comedy Thesaurus - The Punny Years' at the local theater yesterday. Disappointing, it was just a play on words."

"What are Jehova Witnesses called in Chinese? Ding Dong!"

"Where do socialist birds lay their eggs? In a communest (pls ^dont ^^be ^^^repost)"

"So Muhammad Ali died recently and... I made the huge mistake telling my Muslim friend."

"Your girlfriend is imaginary... Nope, she's real. She just hasn't arrived yet."

"Walked past a hero turned to stone I guess the gods took him for granite"

"What do MLK, Elvis, and the Houston Oilers have in common? They all died in Tennessee"

"I nearly puked on my girlfriend, but she moved out of the way just in time She ducked my sick"

"Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die? He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea."

"A priest, rapist, and pedophile walk into a bar He orders a drink."