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Joke of the Day
"A priest, rapist, and pedophile walk into a bar He orders a drink."
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"Do you know why there's no sound when Django has sex? Because the D is silent."
"I wanted cats. My wife wanted kids. So we got a dog."
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"A lady came to my door the other day, asking for donations to my local sperm bank.. I gave her a right mouthful."
"I have high cholesterol, so my doctor has me on the ""period"" diet One egg a month"
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"I worked a 10-hour day today... Sounds impressive to non-programmers who don't know binary."