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Joke of the Day

"What are Jehova Witnesses called in Chinese? Ding Dong!"

"Two girls and a cup walk into a bar. They get shitfaced."

"Dad joke I just had with my girlfriend GF: *sigh GF: *sigh GF: *sigh Me: That's like 3 sighs in 30 seconds. GF: And they all probably meant different things. Me: I guess I need to know sigh language."

"I write a lot of racist jokes, but, don't get me wrong, I'm not a Republican."

"I took a class on 'The Silence of the Lambs' It was a Hannibal lecture."

"What do you call a cat eating a girl out? Cannibalism"

"*destroys head of lettuce* *becomes new ruler of all lettuces*"

"Did you hear Uber and Lyft are merging? They're rebranding as ""Luber: For when you need to come fast!"""

"I don't need a flashlight to find my way around in the dark. I have shins for that."

"What is a ninja's favorite beverage? WA-TAHHHHH! Edit: **notBenstar** and **dogboyboy** are correct... Ninjas are silent killers. So, it should read: ""What is Bruce Lee's favorite beverage."""