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Joke of the Day
"Whiteboy who needs a haircut Justin Beiber in the front, Duck Dynasty in the back"
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"What do you do when a blonde girl throws a grenade at you You pull the pin and throw it back"
"fortune cookie- You will not die alone but with many many cat... cat: LOL THAT'S SO YOU!"
"What tea do footballers drink? Penaltea!"
"Why did the aardvark cross the road? To beat up the idiot telling jokes about him. (Not an original joke)"
"What do people mean when they say kids are 'experimenting' with sex? Getting it on in a lab coat? Is that how you get a test tube baby?"
"What do you call hiring German engineers to work on your overseas project? Krautsourcing"
"*Clark Kent leaves his glasses on the coffeemaker at work* Lois: Anyone see the coffeemaker? You, with the glasses...seen the coffeemaker?"
"What do you call a dog that can do magic? A labracadabrador."
"Wife asked if I was going to take out the trash. Told her I didn't know her sister needed a ride home. I'm bleeding. Call 911"