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Joke of the Day
"What do you call hiring German engineers to work on your overseas project? Krautsourcing"
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"What's the difference between r/showerthoughts and Jaden Smith's twitter? Capitalization."
"I was fucking this older woman, when she said, ""You know, you remind me of my son."" I said, ""Let's not make this weird, gran."""
"I feel like aging is a lot easier for unattractive people."
"What is it called when a cow is unwillingly milked? **Moo**lestation"
"I graduated with a 2:2 in Sports Journalism It would have been a 2:1 but they equalised at the last minute."
"Boss: ""Do you know why I've called you into my office?"" Into My Office: ""Because that's my name?"" Boss: ""Yes, that's right."""
"Why are Dutch people so tall? The short ones drowned in the floods"
"the new #ipad is #smaller and the new ipone is longer. these gadgts are becoming better, in my opinion Posted by PutsGadgetsUpAss at 11:09am"
"Just accidentally zoomed so far out of a Word document that I saw the birth of the universe"