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"What's the difference between oooh and ahh? 3 inches"
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"I just came home with 25 pairs of carpenter jeans. . . My wife thinks I'm building a new wardrobe. BTW original, thought I'd share."
"If Hillary and Trump were on a boat and it sank, who would survive? America"
"Blessed are those who are cracked, for they are the ones who let in the light!"
"i found the cure for cancer [deleted]"
"For every dollar a man makes.... For every dollar a man makes, a women makes 70 cents. Thats not right Thats not fair The mans only left with 30! -Bo Burnham"
"Who was the last President of China? Yes he was."
"Changed my outgoing voicemail message to ""You have reached the government."""
"*burglar breaks in* *i reach into my nightstand drawer, get my phone, & take his picture* Burglar: No I have a double chin! Me: I'll post it"
"What do you call a lesbian that you can't understand? A mad lib..."