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Joke of the Day

"I don't like to go to funerals I'm just not a mourning person."

"My phone keeps going missing Serves me right for leaving it on airplane mode"

"How does the Pope get around New York City? Mass Transit!"

"Who is Reddits favrite musician? Mack-Le-More!!!!!!"

"What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin? A Hemogoblin"

"They say money talks, but mine barely gets a chance to introduce itself before it's gone."

"While falling down an enclosed space that leads to the laundry room, two heterosexual cats hugged eachother in love embracing themselves before their death. It was CHUTE!"

"Evening commute One inch of snow will do this to you in DC"

"What do you call the man with a lisp who drowned? A philosopher. Cuz he's a deep thinker."

"THE BAD BELT Q: Why did the belt get locked up? A: He held up a pair of pants."