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Joke of the Day
"Changed my outgoing voicemail message to ""You have reached the government."""
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"ME, TEXTING MY CRUSH: have any plans tonight? HER: no not yet!! i'm totally free and available ME: ok well have a good night whatever u do"
"Terry wogans head stene is to be left blankity blank"
"Why did the dumb girl have a painfull bellybutton? Her boyfriend isn't the smartest one either."
"What did the scientist say to his fellow co-worker to stop him from jumping off the cliff to as an act of suicide? Don't jump, you've got so much potential!"
"What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick? Hope you fell better tomorrow."
"There is a new Jason vs Michael Myers movie coming out... ..I guess it will be a silent film?"
"My brother thought it'd be hilarious to replace all my Adderall with Viagra... which explains how I've been studying so hard."
"What's the difference.... Between my girlfriend and santa? Some people actually believe santa exist."
"So, my Doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating... I asked ""Why?"" and she replied, ""because I'm trying to examine you!"""