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Joke of the Day
"If Hillary and Trump were on a boat and it sank, who would survive? America"
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"Ooop, you spit-talked on me. I'm just gonna pretend nothing happened and freak out inside my mind."
"Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a chinese phone book"
"Another way to get laid easily? Get a degree in journalism and become a game journalist."
"Understanding women is like... Smelling the color 3."
"My roommate says that I'm hard to live with... Where does the arrogant bastard get off saying things like that, He muttered it under his breath in the shower... Son of a bitch."
"A psychic dwarf escaped from prison There's a small medium at large."
"Wow, the last couple of elections have been great! We had a white president, then a black president, and now an orange one."
"What weighs 2 lbs and is full of shit? Donald Trump's shoes"
"Did you hear about the new LSU Visa card coming out? You get Les Miles and zero points"