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Joke of the Day
"Blessed are those who are cracked, for they are the ones who let in the light!"
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"Banana & Holes! Monkeys And Girls r same, Because They fight only for BANANA ! Boys And Rats are same, They are Always Searching for new holes..! ;)"
"I accidently mixed up some poison ivy with a 4 leafed clover Ever since I've had a rash of good luck..."
"Going to spend some quality time with my wife. Be back in 2 minutes."
"How does a mustache support his family in the event of his untimely death? By investing in a shavings account."
"I like my women like I I like my coffee.. Ground up and in the freezer."
"A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says... ""Five beers please."""
"What's the difference between feminists and Nazis? The Nazis shaved."
"Asshole A man sees another man fucking a donkey. ""Dude, what the fuck are you doing!! You are disgusting!"" ""Fucking Ass Hole"""
"Say one positive thing about your opponent Well...he does convert oxygen into carbon dioxide which helps trees grow."