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Joke of the Day
"Blessed are those who are cracked, for they are the ones who let in the light!"
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"Shouldn't you pet him first? Two guys are in a park and see a dog licking it's nuts. First Guy: ""Damn I wish I could do that"" Second Guy: ""Shouldn't you pet him first?"""
"Why did the baby kangaroo not want to grow up? It was a wannabe wallaby!"
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"How many factory farmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they would rather keep you in the dark!"
"What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? One makes your whole week, the other makes your hole weak."
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"Finding old food in your teeth is preferable to finding a pen in your fat rolls that's been there since you did a crossword three weeks ago."