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Joke of the Day

"Confucious say Man walking down the street carrying a 5-disc CD changer... ...is either walking to or from the Salvation Army."

"When Princess Leia doesn't want to have Sex... Han reply: It's fine I'll do it with my hand... solo."

"Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg in a car accident? He's alright, though."

"If you want to be happy... For an hour, buy some ice cream. For a day, see a movie. For a week, go on vacation. For a month, get a new pet. For a year, get married."

"What type of fruit do twins prefer? Pears."

"I was bit by a radio active spider so now I wear a rubber suit, swing around like a monkey and use karate, you know, like a spider."

"Secretly killing birds and making It look like a suicide - Windexter."

"There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did."

"My dad told me he was gay, i didnt believe him until my other dad comfirmed it"

"Set a man a fire and he'll stay warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he'll stay warm for the rest of his life."